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A/N: I know what you guys are going to say “What about ages?” Well I’ll answer that ahead of time…I DON’T CARE ABOUT AGES! JUST THE FUN OF THIS STORY! Read on.

                                                     3rd grade with the Stars


Miss Kimmy entered the classroom soon to be filled with students, 3rd graders. She sighed.
“Just another day.” She said and sat at her desk.
Jesse and Justin entered the classroom all happy for the day.
“I just can’t wait till the bell rings.” Jesse said.
“I wonder what girls are in here. I HOPE CAMRON DAIZ IS IN HERE!” Justin said.
“She wouldn’t.” Jesse said. The sat with each other.
Britney, Hilary, and Jessica entered the classroom all stylish. Britney was in the middle looking the most stylish.
“Were early……HAIR!” Britney said. They sat at this desk and started fixing their hair.
Amy Lee came in looking like an outsider already. She quickly went in the back of the room to keep away from Britney, Hilary and Jessica.
“What a freak.” Hilary whispered pointing to Amy. Amy rolled her eyes and got ready for class.
Ludacris and Kanye found each other right when they saw they had the same class.
“We’re going to rule this class.” Kanye said walking into the classroom.
“If they step up to us…they know what’s coming.” Ludacris said.
“Who’s they?” Kanye asked. Ludacris shrugged.
“I don’t know man, just sit down.” Ludacris said.
Usher came in and saw Justin and Jesse.
“NOWAY! You guys are in my class?! Awesome!” Usher said. He went and sat next to them.
Britney looked at her nails as Hilary combed her hair.
“I think I broke a nail coming here.” Britney said.
“Oh no! I have a nail flier.” Jessica said giving her one.
“You’re a doll.” Britney said. Suddenly Christina, Kelly and Vitamin C came in. Britney, Jessica and Hilary all glared at them.
“Britney….”Christina said coldly.
“Christina….”Britney said coldly back. The exchanged glares and sat down.
Cory came in looking all scary. He had his mask on and everything making Britney, Hilary and Jessica scream. Justin, Usher and Jesse were disgusted. Ludacris and Kanye just looked at him funny. They all shrugged it off when he sat in the back.
“Hey Cory.” Amy said. Cory nodded and just looked straight toward the board. Amy smiled and looked toward the front also.
Missy came in and saw Ludacris and Kanye. Right away she headed to hang out with them, but she bumped into Brooke.
“Yo Brooke.” Missy said.
“Hey Missy. You’re in this class?” Brooke asked.
“Yeah….you too? Cool. Let’s go with the boys.” Missy said and they went to them.
Avril entered all ready to make an entrance. She raised he arms in the air.
“I’M HERE!” She shouted. Everyone looked at her funny. She glared at their reaction. Then went in the back and sat by Amy. She looked at Cory and Amy who were talking silently.
“You two are losers…I’m looking to get popular.”Avril said.
Billy Joe came in with Benji and Joel, the twins. He was already annoyed with them. He wished he was with his two other friends….but they got serpated into three different classes. He ditched Benji and Joel and sat by the three blondes: guess who they are. They just stared then looked away and gossiped more.
Benji and Joel stood by the door.
“Look at these kids in this class….all losers.” Joel said.
“There’s Hilary….your crush.” Benji teased. Joel looked, and then looked away. He punched Benji.
“She’s not my crush!” Joel said.
“Ew….Joel and Hilary sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G.” Benji and Joel heard someone say. They turned around and saw Deryck.
“Shut up shortie!” Joel said.
“Make me.” Deryck said. “Not my fault you love her.” He went in the classroom spinning in a circle. He stopped. Joel glared at him. Benji got in Deryck’s face.
“I’d watch it shortie!” Benji said. Deryck was all leaned back.
“Jeeze your breath stinks.” Deryck said. He looked toward the door to see Steve O entering. He looked like a geek…his mom dressed him. Steve O saw Deryck getting argued to by the Madden twins.
“Hey!” Steve O said. He went to them and got in front of Deryck.
“Great.” Deryck whispered putting his had on his forehead.
“What?” Steve O asked whispering.
“Oh nothing. Go on.” Deryck whispered.
“Leave my friend alone!” Steve O said. Joel and Benji laughed.
“Man your funny. Now we can call you two….shortie and the geek.” Benji said and he and Joel went to go sit down. Steve O turned to Deryck.
“Well I told them.” Steve O said.
“Yeah. Totally.” Deryck said sacristy. Steve O sighed.
“Do I look that bad?” Steve O asked.
“Try really badly.” Deryck said.
Missy Kimmy got in the front of the classroom as soon as Steve O and Deryck sat down.
“Okay class. Welcome to the 3rd grade.” Miss Kimmy said. All the kids whined when she said that. Justin and Jesse were the only ones smiling.
“Okay I’m going to start out calling roll.” She said. “Christina Aguilera?”
“Here.” Christina said. She got some sneers from Britney, Jessica and Hilary.
“Billy Joe Armstrong?”
“Here.” Billy Joe said. He was just annoyed that he was stuck with idiots for a class.
Meanwhile Deryck and Steve O were just talking.
“So what happened?” Deryck asked.
“My mommy dressed me.” Steve O said.
“Kind of figures. She really likes dressing you.” Deryck said.
“Vitamin C?” Miss Kimmy said. Deryck looked around for Vitamin C.
“Who’s the freak with that name?” Deryck asked.
“Here.” Vitamin C said. Deryck started cracking up.
“She has orange hair!” Deryck said. Steve O looked and started laughing too. Vitamin C heard them laughing at her. She started tearing up. She put her head on her desk. Kelly stood up.
“That was mean, Deryck!” Kelly yelled. Christina stood up.
“Missy Kimmy did you hear what Deryck and Steve O were saying?” Christina asked. Steve O’s mouth dropped open.
“But-“ Steve O began but Deryck covered his mouth.
“Well it’s not my fault your funny looking, Vitamin.” Deryck said. Miss Kimmy rolled her eyes.
“Deryck, Steve O, Corner now!” She said. Steve O glared at Deryck. Deryck got up and so did Steve O. The class just laughed as they went to their corners.
“Okay….Kelly Clarkson?” Miss Kimmy said.
“Here.” Kelly said. Deryck turned around and stuck his tongue out at Kelly.
“MISS KIMMY!” Kelly shouted pointing to Deryck. He turned around. Miss Kimmy ignored it.
“Just leave it….Cory?” She said.
“Here.” Cory said lowly.
“Hilary Duff?”
“Here.” She said. Joel practically melted when he heard her voice.
“Missy Elliot?”
“Here”. Missy said.
“Steve Jocz.”
“Oh right here!” Steve O said turning around from his corner.
“Back to your corner mister.” Miss Kimmy said. Deryck giggled.
“Avril Lavigne?” Miss Kimmy said.
“Here!” Avril shouted.
“Amy-“Miss Kimmy began.
“I’m Avril you guys…” Avril said.
“We know. Do you think were all retarded? Now shut up and sit down before I kill you with your tie.” Billy Joe said. Avril did.
“Billy Joe! That wasn’t nice…Sorry Avril.” Miss Kimmy said.
“That’s okay.” Avril said.
“Amy Lee?”
“Here.” Amy said. She was still giggling from what Billy Joe said.
“Ludacris?”
“HERE!” Ludacris said all loud because of his music on his head phones.
“Take off those head phones.” Miss Kimmy said.
“UH!?” Ludacris yelled.
“Turn off your music!” Miss Kimmy shouted.
“Don’t need to yell miss….I had it.” Ludacris said.
“Benji Madden?”
“Here.” He said.
“Joel Madden…you guys twins? Wow.” Miss Kimmy said. She wasn’t sure she can handle all these personalities….there’s already two in the corner.
“Yeah…here.” Joel said.
“Jesse McCartney.”
“Here…and let me be the first to say this. You look beautiful today.” Jesse said.
“Thank you, Jesse, Jessica Simpson?” Miss Kimmy said.
“Here.” Jessica said flipping her hair.
“Britney Spears?”
“Here.” Britney said.
“Justin Timberlake?”
“Present….and I brought you and apple.” Justin said holding an apple in his hand. Billy Joe rolled his eyes. Deryck did too in the corner.
“Please.” Deryck said out loud.
“Hey he’s nice….unlike you little boy.”  Miss Kimmy said. He shut up.
“Brooke Valentine?”
“Here.” She said.
“Kanye West?”
“Here.” Kanye said. Miss Kimmy smiled.
“And last but not least….Deryck Whibley.” She said. Vitamin C, Kelly and Christina laughed.
“Whibley?” Vitamin C asked. Everyone started laughing. Deryck turned around
“Hey a lot of you have funny names too.” Deryck said.
“Yeah, dog, but Whibley?” Ludacris said. He laughed more.
“It’s not that funny….Miss, tell them it’s not that funny.” Deryck said. She was sort of cracking up.
“You’ve been embarrassed enough. Go sit down.” Miss Kimmy said.
“Can I sit down?” Steve O asked.
“Yeah.” Miss Kimmy said. Deryck walked by Vitamin C.
“Whibley.” She whispered and laughed.
“Vitamin C….isn’t that in orange juice? Your hair is the color of orange juice might as well label you orange juice.” Deryck said.
“Deryck sit down next to Billy Joe.” Miss Kimmy said. Deryck went over there and sat next to Billy Joe and also next to Britney.
“Great.” She said.
The rest of the class went on. It was hard for Miss Kimmy to keep her class in line. It was almost time for morning recess.
“Okay class, I’ve decided to give you guys all assigned seats when you guys get back. Be surprised.” Miss Kimmy said. She thought maybe it’ll change the way they were so loud. The bell rang and they all went out to recess.


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Tell me what you think. It's a Fanfic that hasn't be accepted to anything cause yeah it hasn't found a website that it belongs to. Hope you liked it. This only the first chapter

Oh yeah I know I spellt Billie Joe's name wrong.